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collegehumor:

How To Cover-up The Smell Of Your Farts
May or may not cause severe rash all over your entire body.

collegehumor:

How To Cover-up The Smell Of Your Farts

May or may not cause severe rash all over your entire body.

collegehumor:

Corgi Won’t Fetch Without His Security Towel

Aww, he’s using a transitional object for comfort in place of a mother-child bond.

collegehumor:

6 New Sports for White People
collegehumor:

Siri Recommends Escort Service
“One request. Can I call the girl Siri?” - creepy iPhone owner

collegehumor:

Siri Recommends Escort Service

“One request. Can I call the girl Siri?” - creepy iPhone owner

collegehumor:

6 New Sports for White People
collegehumor:

High On Acid Bus Stop Ad
She was a real party pooper that night.

collegehumor:

High On Acid Bus Stop Ad

She was a real party pooper that night.

philphys:

“Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I’m going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to tag along is more than welcome. ”
-Steve Zissou

philphys:

“Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I’m going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to tag along is more than welcome. ”

-Steve Zissou

collegehumor:

Pegasus Tattoo Takes A Turn For The Worse
“I’m so sorry, I don’t even work here.” - The tattoo artist

collegehumor:

Pegasus Tattoo Takes A Turn For The Worse

“I’m so sorry, I don’t even work here.” - The tattoo artist