May or may not cause severe rash all over your entire body.
Aww, he’s using a transitional object for comfort in place of a mother-child bond.
“One request. Can I call the girl Siri?” - creepy iPhone owner
“Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I’m going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to tag along is more than welcome. ”