How To Cover-up The Smell Of Your Farts
May or may not cause severe rash all over your entire body.
Corgi Won’t Fetch Without His Security Towel
Aww, he’s using a transitional object for comfort in place of a mother-child bond.
“Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I’m going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to tag along is more than welcome. ”
-Steve Zissou
Pegasus Tattoo Takes A Turn For The Worse
“I’m so sorry, I don’t even work here.” - The tattoo artist
